More time passed...thems hows it goes...

Well here we are more then half way through my absolutely insane semester at school, and it's still just as difficult!
I have school Mondays through Thursdays and work at Lola Bleu Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. To top it off, this last week I was called in on Teusday and Thursday to Lola Bleu to cover someone elses shift because the flu is going around harsh!
It did give me a feel for what my week will be like though, because I do now have another jobt at Men in Mind, where I will always be working on Teusdays and Thursdays, in the afternoons. Time for the people I want to spend time with is getting less and less, but at the same time school is coming first and then work and those people, like little french girl, middle child, and english girl, old/new friend, not to mention the new guy (no name picked yet).
Things with the new guy are good, surprisingly and slightly disturbingly good, which could explain the dream I had about him, but at the same time my dreams do have an unfortunate way of coming true, which is not good. All I know from the dream is that I'm going to be told "Something I don't want to hear." and the he is "So sorry!" WTF?!?!
I told middle child and english girl that I was worried about this, and both of them said not to worry. Then I told them I had had a dream about it and both were a little worried too.

Seriousness aside, a cute e-mail I got:

9 words women use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Hope this made some people smile and made a few light bulbs go off!

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